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(281): View more from Texas

so now she's a stripper

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can't say i'm surprised

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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge

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(240): View more from Maryland

Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...

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(406): View more from Montana

drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.

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(770): View more from Georgia

he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.

(352): View more from Florida

teach me your ways.

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(302): View more from Delaware

My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"

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(310): View more from California

I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me

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