she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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