the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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