How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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