Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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