Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Randomize
