He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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