That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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