Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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