Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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