I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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