I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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