Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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