first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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