walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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