id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I skipped work to stalk him.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
