Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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