Just cropdusted the office
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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