You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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