i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Randomize
