Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you guys were way drunker than both of me
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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