I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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