The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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