literally had 100 drinks last night.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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