Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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