I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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