Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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