Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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