Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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