Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
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