so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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