She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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