Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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