I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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