i jhust puked up my retainher.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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