I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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