Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I look better un-naked...
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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