All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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