Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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