Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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