he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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