You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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