I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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