That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
stop calling my apartment porn island.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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