So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
