Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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