is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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