Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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