so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I seem to have left my pride at pride
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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