Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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