She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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