I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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