Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize