That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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