her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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